Let's speak English here

[Gast]

you can't say it isn't...

actually, i don't know whether i am fine or not... but i guess it's always the same with stomach ache

[Gast]

"Omg"
Is english

"Oh my godness"

[Gast]

[Gast]

where is the school boy pat?

[Gast]

hello, pat

[Gast]

Hi^^

[Gast]

Hello

[Gast]

Good morning

[Gast]

Good evening on everybody

[Gast]

Good morning

It´s lunchtime!

[Gast]

I knock you down the kellertrepp so that you can never see the tageslicht

[Gast]

And I break together

[Gast]

[Gast]

And Ei break together 2

[Gast]

And if you have geschlafen in the Witzkiste, then jetzt CUM (srry ) out of es

[Gast]

[Gast]

this little nice Brunnen is always plätschering vor sich hin...^^

[Gast]

what fountain?

[Gast]

i also didn´t know... ^^

[Gast]

I know it`s not Christmastime now........but it`s funny


One two, three, four...

When the snow falls wunderbar
And the children happy are,
When the Glatteis on the street,
And we all a Glühwein need,
Then you know, es ist soweit:
She is here, the Weihnachtszeit

Every Parkhaus ist besetzt,
Weil die people fahren jetzt
All to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt,
Kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt.
Shopping hirnverbrannte things
And the Christmasglocke rings.

(Chorus) Shopping hirnverbrannte things
And the Christmasglocke rings.

Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,
Hear the music, see the lights,
Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht,
Merry Christmas allerseits...

Mother in the kitchen bakes
Schoko-, Nuss- and Mandelkeks
Daddy in the Nebenraum
Schmücks a Riesen-Weihnachtsbaum
He is hanging auf the balls,
Then he from the Leiter falls...

(Chorus) He is hanging auf the balls,
Then he from the Leiter falls...

Finally the Kinderlein
To the Zimmer kommen rein
And es sings the family
Schauerlich: "Oh, Chistmastree!"
And the jeder in the house
Is packing die Geschenke aus.

(Chorus) And the jeder in the house
Is packing die Geschenke aus.

Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,
Hear the music, see the lights,
Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht,
Merry Christmas allerseits...

Mama finds unter the Tanne
Eine brandnew Teflon-Pfanne,
Papa gets a Schlips and Socken,
Everybody does frohlocken.
President speaks in TV,
All arround is Harmonie,

Bis mother in the kitchen runs:
Im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans.

And so comes die Feuerwehr
With Tatü, tata daher,
And they bring a long, long Schlauch
An a long, long Leiter auch.
And they schrei - "Wasser marsch!",
Christmas is - now im - Eimer...

Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,
Hear the music, see the lights,
Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht,
Merry Christmas allerseits...